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There is a huge craze for writing and reading reviews of various products we use on websites these days. Only after thoroughly going through these reviews that we finalize if we really want to buy the product or not. Where should I dine, where should I sleep, which book to read, which shirt should I buy, where should I work etc etc we can find answers to all these questions online. In fact you wouldn't disagree if I say that the time we spend on reading the reviews on petty products is more than the time we spend on earning the money equivalent to the cost of the product.

Some reviewers spend a lot of time on each reviews, meticulously going through each detail of the product and the brand. And some are just blind fans or haters of a product and throw away the rating stars just like that. Even language hasn't been a barrier, as many write with their broken English and still manage to convey their opinion.

Since the reviews have become so relevant for us, from the place I stay, things I wear to the place I work, I was just wondering what kind of of pinions would be posted if Matrimonial websites allowed reviews on the yet to be brides and grooms. Imagine people who already know the boy or the girl post their opinions about them online. It would be so helpful for the bride/groom seekers to find the right match. Before your mind wanders into unexplored unwanted thoughts I would like to list out a few possible reviews myself getting some inspirations from the popular shopping websites. 


Profile of Groom:

Young smart and handsome men available. 
Dowry payment with EMI option available

Grab a husband before someone else does.
Deal of the day: flat 60% off

Photo: 

Publishers: Mr and Ms Barathwale

Key features:

• Boy, Straight with no earlier affairs
• Speaks Hinglish 4.0 
• Free Delivery at Government Hospital

Specifications:
Display:	Eyes: Front Facing only, Sensor: Auto shutter and Autofocus Type: Myopic Gorilla glass -3.0 cylindrical
Audio:	Front: 100dB max Back: Silent mode
Dimensions:	Size: 6.1ft Weight: 70kg
Memory:	Internal : Slightly forgetful, Cannot remember anniversaries External : Quite good memory, 1K affairs
Battery:	Capacity: 2-3 Ragi mudde, 4 Roti with chicken curry, 1 Biriyani Talk time: 3-4 hrs on Modi
Connectivity:	Socially and personally connectable
Additional Features:	Likes watching cricket, Loves dogs, Kind to kids and girls
Warranty:	Manufacturing defects only.

 Top User Reviews

★★★★★ anath_bandhu: Certified Boyfriend	Value for Money Go for him!! He is an awesome guy. I know him from childhood. We wrote exams together and also failed together. You can’t get better than him. 6.1ft with no earlier affairs is a great deal. Just few days of usage and you won’t realize he wears glasses. And believe me, silent mode is really killing silent.
★★★★★ awara_dost: Certified Boyfriend	Pappu can’t dance saala hahaha Saaale shadi kar raha hain aur bataya bhi nahi.. matlab Munni ko babaji ka thullu…Party to banti hain bhai..
★★★★★ than_than_gopal:	Thank you Mr and Ms Barathwale! Barthwale uncle is just awesome. He is our neighbour and never complains when we have late night parties since we invite Pappu also. Thanks for delivering Pappu on time.  Way to go Mr and Ms Barathwale.
★★★★★ ab_ki_baar: Certified Uncle	Beware don’t be fooled by the size Reading the specs i went to their house with a proposal for my daughter who is also 6ft tall. But seems like he is 6.1ft after wearing a padded shoe. Without that he is just 5.95ft. I feel cheated. Will never marry my daughter to any Barathwale’s ever.
★★★★★ pyari_munni:	Excellent Boy Excellent family! I love you Pappu. Dont know why you go away. I go to gym and become more beautiful now. Very nice. I take care of uncle aunty also. Please marry me no. Miss you mmmuaaah..
★★★★★ maa_ka_laadla:	Dashing Handsome and Rich! Awesome boy! He is my loving son. He was a topper in LKG. Very obedient and hard working. He is always there in his room.  Lakhon main ek hain mera dulara, one among lakhs. He is a Software Engineer at Infosys.

Profile of Bride:

Young and beautiful girls finally ready for marriage available. Color and design you have never seen before. Special discount on Anarkali types. 

Photo: 

*Color in the picture might look different from the actual color.

General Details:

Product origin:	Mr and Ms Amirzaade
USP:	Brand New, 100% Original, Secured Payment ;)
Ideal For:	Men (Shopping and Facebook relationship status)
Refund Policy:	Goods once delivered will not be taken back
Occasion:	Party, Casual, Home use
Pattern:	Pimpled, Same like her mother
Sleeve:	Always sleeveless
Neck :	Round Neck
Height:	5.5ft with high heels
Color:	Nice chocolaty brown
Weight	40kg*

                                                                                  *as measured on mercury

Fabric Care: Handle with care, regularly bleach to maintain color.

Top User Reviews

★★★★★ ban_gaya_kutta: Certified Boyfriend	Not happy with this product I met her at airport and fell in love. We dated for 5 months. Now i sell tea at bus stand. Go ahead if you always wanted to sell tea.
★★★★★ yaad_sataye:	Come to me :( My kuchipuchi please come back to me. I will wait till tomorrow evening. If you wont come i will suicide.. pleeeaaaaaaassseee :(
★★★★★ romeo_badnaam:	Awesome girl!! We were classmates in Ram-Bharose school, 7th Standard B section. She is a very nice girl and once even helped me with my geography homework. Only problem was her leaking nose which she never cleaned. Guess that won’t be a big issue.. Go for her..
★★★★★ sab_ka_bandhu: Certified Boyfriend	Worth every penny you spend on her shopping! I dated her for close to 7 months and it was fun being with her. Her choice of clothes and perfumes is awesome and usually keeps her Body Odour away.  She has got an awesome sense of humor. Even in my worst of situations like when i lost my job she kept smiling and shopping. Such a sport.. go get her today..
★★★★★ padosan_aunty:	Very experienced girl If you want a loving caring girl who can be your best life partner then check my daughter’s profile here http://shadi.com/234klwshdfhuuhw/munni420
★★★★★ Mba_manager:	Nice to see her getting married I am her current manager. It has been a pleasure working with her. She has changed the company statistics completely. Network usage has increased hundred times after we recruited her. Very good team player. Even while she is online on facebook most of the times, her teammates manage all her work. Some lucky boy will take her away.. All the best.